Review – Conan On Steroids (“The Northman”)

Looks like we may have a new mantra. Instead of the famous “My name is Indigo Montoya. . .” quote, we could have a new one with this film’s, “I will avenge you, father! I will save you, mother! I will kill you, Fjölnir!” Meh, it might work. This story is based on the 12th…

Review – Oceans 11 With Animals (“The Bad Guys”)

Okay, so you got animals singing (Sing), ones that cause havoc (Peter Rabbit), others that kick-ass (Kung-Fu Panda), and ones that solve crimes (Zootopia), so why not have animals that are crooks and thieves, but want to be good guys? Based loosely on the children’s books series by Aaron Blabey, this movie takes place in…

Review – It’s Bay All The Way! (“Ambulance”)

Based on the 2005 Danish film (Ambulancen), this jam-packed actioner is by Michael Bay and that can only mean one thing: explosions, sweeping camera movements, the American flag, insane car chases, 360-degree spins, and close-ups! Buckle up, boys & girls! In a recycled plot that you’ve seen a dozen times before (an honest, but desperate…