Review – Which Witch is Which? (“The Witches”)

Really? Was the 1990 version of The Witches so awful that a remake was necessary? The answer? Uh. . .NO! This is just another attempt to ruin a perfectly good, previously made movie, for no other reason than to remake by adding new CGI effects, a strange script, and actors-of-the-week. * Originally, Guillermo DelToro wanted…

Review – Neeson Steals This Movie (“Honest Thief”)

Liam Neeson has gotten himself in a pickle. After doing the Taken franchise, he’s been pretty much typecast as the go-to guy who’ll beat up the bad guys while getting a job done. The Commuter, Cold Pursuit, A Walk Among Tombstones, and his upcoming The Ice Road are part of his new repertoire. * Neeson…

Review – Road Rage to the Maximus (“Unhinged”)

Take the movies Cellular, Falling Down, and Spielberg’s Duel, throw them into a blender, and hit puree. You’ll probably come up with a movie that resembles this one about road rage, cell phones, car chases, and the consequences that happen when the guy you honk at in traffic decides to crank things up to eleven.…

Review – War is Hell (“The War With Grandpa”)

Let it not be said that 101 & Brookdale Studios aren’t giving senior actors work these days, ’cause this ones got plenty! Robert DeNiro, Christopher Walken, Cheech Marin, Jane Seymour, Rob Riggle, and Uma Thurman. Too bad the script wasn’t as aged as well. DeNiro plays ol’ curmudgeon Ed, a card-carrying AARP member who, after…