Review – Silly Spy (“Johnny English Strikes Again”)

Now, I know what you’re thinkin’. Who’s Johnny English? He’s that little known Rowan Atkinson character from his 2003 & 2011 movies that nobody remembers. Apparently it made a ton of money in England to warrant a threequel. Like a British Maxwell Smart, he’s an inept MI-7 super-spy that bungles his way into getting the…

Review – Deadly Siblings (“The Sisters Brothers”)

I love Westerns. Whether they’re comedic, a straight-forward drama, or something in-between, they’re a dying cinematic genre. Thankfully, every once in a while someone comes along and does justice to the breed and, in a twist, this movie is made by French screenwriter & director Jacques Audiard. Go figure! Based on Patrick deWitt’s novel, this…

Review – Moony Happy Returns (“First Man”)

I remember sitting with my parents, watching TV, and seeing someone walk on the moon. It was a moment I’ll never forget. And for all you idiotic conspiracy theorists out there, the moon landing wasn’t staged, it wasn’t ‘directed’ by Stanley Kubrick, and it wasn’t faked either. THIS movie sets things right. Period. End of…

Review – A Hardy Symbiotic (“Venom”)

Remember Sam Raimi’s 2007 Spider-Man 3 movie? In that film we got a taste of a certain photo-journalist and his accidental introduction to the icky black extraterrestrial goo that turned him into the villainous antitheses of Spider-Man—VENOM! Now, eleven years later, we finally get a full movie about him. * Life just sucks for Eddie…