Review – Weather You Like It Or Not (“Geostorm”)

It’s blender time, kiddies! Pour in chunks of 2012, Into the Storm, San Andreas, all the Sharknado films, Deep Impact, and sprinkle with liberal amounts of every other disaster film you’ve ever seen, and top it off with a bunch of B-film actors, and wallah! You have this weeks movie that will be in Walmart’s…

Review – “Groundhog Day”… with Knives (“Happy Death Day”)

Movies get ripped off every day. The Magnificent Seven ripped off The Seven Samurai, Critters stole from Gremlins, King Solomon’s Mines shamelessly copycatted Raiders of the Lost Ark, and now this movie that blatantly steals from the quintessential time-looping movie of all time, Groundhog Day, adding a sprinkling of Scream as well. * Bayfield College,…

Review – Chan vs. Bond (“The Foreigner”)

International martial arts superstar Jackie Chan goes against James Bond #5 in a terrorist-based, plot-twisty story where Chan plays just a secondary character. Not exactly the Jackie Chan movie you’d expect, but a real gritty espionage thriller instead. Based on the 1992 novel, The Chinaman, by Stephen Leather, Jackie Chan is Ngoc Minh Quan, a…