Review – Moony Happy Returns (“First Man”)

I remember sitting with my parents, watching TV, and seeing someone walk on the moon. It was a moment I’ll never forget. And for all you idiotic conspiracy theorists out there, the moon landing wasn’t staged, it wasn’t ‘directed’ by Stanley Kubrick, and it wasn’t faked either. THIS movie sets things right. Period. End of…

Review – A Hardy Symbiotic (“Venom”)

Remember Sam Raimi’s 2007 Spider-Man 3 movie? In that film we got a taste of a certain photo-journalist and his accidental introduction to the icky black extraterrestrial goo that turned him into the villainous antitheses of Spider-Man—VENOM! Now, eleven years later, we finally get a full movie about him. * Life just sucks for Eddie…

Review – Small Feet Means A Big Heart (“Smallfoot”)

Yeti’s. Those elusive abominable snow-creatures that supposedly live in the Himalayas, are never seen or heard from, and keep cryptozoologists employed. But what if they were real and thought WE were the strange-looking creatures of legend? That’s the premise for this kids animated version of a reverse-Harry and the Hendersons. Way, waaaaaaay up in the…