Review – Shoot Me Now (“The Predator”)

I guess adding a “The” in front of the word Predator means that this sixth sequel is going to try and revitalize the sagging franchise that started off with a bang and then quickly fizzled out with its many weird incarnations (Predators,AVP: Alien vs Predator, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, et al). Well, let’s find out……

Review – Every Parent’s Nightmare (“Searching”)

Do you like solving mysteries? So do I. Shot in this new “Windows” format (all computer screens, iPhone screens, text messages, video surveillance footage, etc), nothing is filmed with a regular camera, so to speak. This gives you a feeling of real-time adventure and claustrophobia as you are only permitted to see a small fraction…

Review – Kermit On Crack (“The Happytime Murders”)

What. The. Hell. This is one seriously messed-up movie starring Melissa McCarthy, whose career has now officially hit rock bottom with this film that has her playing a cop against F-bomb dropping R-rated Muppets. OMG! Remember what happened to Whoopi Goldberg and Theodore Rex? * * Somewhere between Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Theodore Rex lies…

Review – Not Quite Going the Extra Mile (“Mile 22”)

Stop me if you’ve heard this: a cop (or reasonable facsimile) has to bring an important person to a certain location while a bunch of bad guys, who’ve been tipped-off, are after them. Hmmm… oh, yeah! The Gauntlet, Safe House, 16 Blocks, The Hitman’s Bodyguard, Transporter 3, etc.*Yawn* So much for originality, huh? * *…