It’s been six years since the last movie (War for the Planet of the Apes), but we finally have a sequel/continuation to the highly acclaimed franchise that started back in 2011. As with all the other movies, all the apes look real, rendered through the amazing, realistic CGI motion-capture process. When last we saw Caesar…
A Netflix movie about the 1963 war over Kellogg’s & Post bringing a tasty pastry to the masses? Sure, why not?! Thanks to the wacky mind of Jerry Seinfeld, we’re gonna find out what happened in this fictionalized tale starring a plethora of comedians like Melissa McCarthy, Bill Burr, Jim Gaffigan, Amy Schumer, Hugh Grant,…
This movie is based on the long-running 1980 TV series starring Lee Majors as a Hollywood stuntman by day and bounty hunter by night. This time around we have Ryan Gosling starring as a seasoned stuntman who is accidentally thrown into a world of espionage. Screenwriter Drew Pearce and director David Leitch actually wrote the…
With the recent advent of beloved fairy tales, children’s books, and Disney franchises being turned into horrific slasher movies (Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood & Honey and two upcoming Mickey Mouse films!), it was only a matter of time until this sort of film clawed its way from the primordial underbelly of someone’s twisted mind. Oh yeah, bring…
In this twisted tale of revenge, Bill Skarsgård stars as a 20-something guy simply named “Boy” who has an inner narrator voice of H. Jon Benjamin, who you’ll instantly recognize as either Sterling Archer (Archer), Bob Belcher (Bob’s Burgers), or that talking pigeon in the current Progressive Insurance TV ads. Unlike many revenge-based movies, this…
Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman, aka Zendaya, has been the object of many a guy’s (and girl’s) fantasy. First, she was the acrobat that caught the fancy of P.T. Barnum, then she became M.J., the trusty girlfriend of Spider-Man, and most recently she was Chani, the voice of reason to the Kwisatz Haderach of Dune. But…
Adapted from Damien Lewis’ 2014 book, Churchill’s Secret Warriors: The Explosive True Story of the Special Forces Desperadoes of WWII, the crazy trailer for this Guy Ritchie WW2 epic looks a lot like a mixture of The Dirty Dozen, The Suicide Squad, Inglourious Basterds, and Which Way To The Front? Based on the true story…
After an iffy opening release last year of Part One, A Child of Fire, many weren’t too enthused to see the conclusion, seeing that Part One failed so badly on Netflix (24% on Rotten Tomatoes). But director/writer/producer Zack Snyder isn’t going to let a little thing like a critical blasting stop him! Just like The…
Very loosely based on Universal Studio’s 1936 horror classic Dracula’s Daughter, this takes the vampire story and spins it into a whole new territory with a child, a kidnapping plot, a ballerina backdrop, and some bad guys that are going to be this kid’s Lunchables! Not even close to the 1936 plot, but with a…
Before you ask, no, this movie isn’t about the musical band Sting or Bilbo Baggins’ sword, it’s about a little girl’s pet spider that grows up to be quite a nuisance in an apartment building. Next time, kid, get a puppy or a kitten so these kinds of things don’t happen, okay? Spider-attack movies can…
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