Goosebumps creator R. L. Stine said that there are four elements to a story: the beginning, the middle, the end, and the twist. And in this Netflix exclusive movie, you get all four, plus bits of the movie Becky, Law Abiding Citizen, John Q, and a certain M. Night classic. It’s Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and we…
If the plot seems familiar, that’s because it is. You’ve seen it before in John Wick, Kill Bill, Atomic Blonde, La Femme Nikita, xXx, Red Sparrow, Hanna, and many others. But! This ain’t your A-typical ‘bad-ass female assassin gets revenge for her mentor’s death’ plot. It’s better! Staring off in 1991 Vietnam, an 11-year-old Vietnamese…
Open a blender and pour in Leon: the Professional, Kill Bill Vol. 1, John Wick, Shoot ’em Up, Dick Tracy, and Atomic Blonde, and you’ll get this wild ‘n’ bloody female John Wick-ish assassin tale starring the MCU’s Karen Gillian and Game of Throne‘s Lena Headey. Saddle up! You’re familiar with John Wick, Winston, and…
If you find yourself watching this movie and think to yourself, “Gee, this seems a lot like John Wick, but this guy’s got a family”, you’re not wrong. It’s written by Derek Kolstad, the same guy who’s been writing all the screenplays for the John Wick movies! So, yeah, there’s that. Another pandemic-delayed movie that…
It’s as if someone saw the fake trailer The Day The Reindeer Died in the movie Scrooged and thought, “Y’know, that’s not a bad idea for a real movie!” and then went ahead and made it! Mel Gibson as a Santa Claus that people want to kill? Uh… write your own jokes here. Imagine a…
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