Review – Drax Attacks (“Knock At The Cabin”)

Based on the novel, The Cabin at the End of the World by Paul Tremblay, this is M. Night Shyamalan’s newest film and he’s the co-writer of the adaptation and the director. Doing the math, will this film be a Shamalamadingdong winner or another colossal dud? **SOME SPOILERS AHEAD!** Ah, camping in the woods! The…

Review – Siri, Can You Find My Mom? (“Missing”)

If you saw the excellent 2018 Searching (see review below), then you’ll recognize the format and set-up to this crazy style of who-done-it mystery that’s all shown to us on Mac computer screens, videos, cellphone FaceTime’s, TV’s, and more. Better get your reading glasses out, you’re gonna need ’em!  Move over Jessica Fletcher, have a…

Review – The Lion Doesn’t Sleep Tonight (“Beast”)

After seeing this movie, you’ll think twice about going to one of those drive-through animal parks like Lion Country Safari in Florida or the San Diego Wildlife Park. Word of advice, if you see a 400lb lion walking towards your car, stay inside!! Rule number one with lions: do NOT piss them off!! Deep in…

Review – Spy vs Spy vs Spy (“The Gray Man”)

Based on the series of novels by Mark Greaney, the Russo Brothers (of MCU fame) have decided they want to make this new character their next big project and have already planned a sequel! Now, that’s reaching for the stars! Yes, you’ve often seen this over-used, clichéd trope many times before in both the Jason…