Review – No Monstro Or Moby (“The Whale”)

Based on Samuel D. Hunter’s 2012 play (he adapted his own play into the screenplay), this film is about a 600lb man who has become isolated inside his home. Something tells me this isn’t going to be a comedy. His online English students have never seen him and for good reason. Y’see, their teacher, Charlie…

Review – A Rock Falls For Mary Poppins (“Jungle Cruise”)

A film based on a Disney park ride? There’s already Pirates of the Caribbean, The Haunted Mansion, Tomorrowland, and The Country Bears (Jamboree). Hell, I’m waiting for a Big Thunder Railroad, Matterhorn, and It’s A Small World movies since nothing is sacred anymore. Combining elements of The African Queen, 1999’s The Mummy, and The Pirates…