Review – It’s Bay All The Way! (“Ambulance”)

Based on the 2005 Danish film (Ambulancen), this jam-packed actioner is by Michael Bay and that can only mean one thing: explosions, sweeping camera movements, the American flag, insane car chases, 360-degree spins, and close-ups! Buckle up, boys & girls! In a recycled plot that you’ve seen a dozen times before (an honest, but desperate…

Review – Cliché: The Movie (“Red Notice”)

What do you get when you have Deadpool, Wonder Woman, and the future Black Adam all in one movie that is a generic cop-buddy film? Yup, you get a trope-filled, cliché-riddled, action-adventure comedy starring three top-billed superheroes from other franchises. Oy!! In this lightning-paced cop-buddy film that steals from every film from Oceans 11 to…

Review – Cars, Catastrophes, And Clod-Heads (“F9”)

The Fast ‘n’ Furious franchise jumped the tracks a while ago with Fast Five, but really went bonkers with Fast ‘n’ Furious 6. After that, every film has been less a movie and more a Warner Bros. cartoon with LOL unimaginable leaps in logic, gravity, physics, and hilarious plot devices. Any franchise that delivers such…