Review – Something’s Fishy (“The Little Mermaid”)

In the never-ending and depressing saga of Disney turning all their beloved animated classics into live-action remakes (because $$$), we have The Little Mermaid, the teenage mermaid who wants to be a human. However, with all of the lousy Disney remakes, a light finally shines through!   Taking elements of the 1989 animated feature film,…

Review – Tyrion Lannister Sings? (“Cyrano”)

Based on Erica Schmidt’s 2018 stage musical (she wrote the screenplay and is married to Peter Dinklage), this movie is based on Edmond Rostand’s classic Cyrano deBergerac, the vain and highly-skilled swordsman whose large nose kept him from wooing the love of his life, Roxanne. In this adaptation, however, well. . . Dinklage, of Game…