Review – Puberty, Pimples, And Peculiar Pandas (“Turning Red”)

1985’s Teen Wolf plot has been spun into an eye-candy children’s treat about a vivacious, energetic 13-year-old Chinese-Canadian schoolgirl who has everything going for her. . . until she gets stressed and turns into a giant red panda! Another Pixar film (distributed by Disney) that is being shown exclusively on the Disney+ streaming service, has…

Review – A Web Full Of Villains (“Spider-Man: No Way Home”)

There has been SO much hype about this movie it’s crazy: other Spider-Men? A possible Sinister Six showing up? And then there’s the unbelievable unmasking of Spider-Man, aka Peter Parker, from 2019’s Spider-Man: Far From Home that has yet to be resolved! Whew!! (SOME SPOILERS!!)It sucks being Spider-Man. Picking up immediately from Far From Home,…

Review – A Rock Falls For Mary Poppins (“Jungle Cruise”)

A film based on a Disney park ride? There’s already Pirates of the Caribbean, The Haunted Mansion, Tomorrowland, and The Country Bears (Jamboree). Hell, I’m waiting for a Big Thunder Railroad, Matterhorn, and It’s A Small World movies since nothing is sacred anymore.   Combining elements of The African Queen, 1999’s The Mummy, and The Pirates…