Review – AARP’s Worst Nightmare (“Old”)

M. Night Shyamalan is back and this time he’s going to the beach, and believe me, it’s no picnic! After his last iffy movie, Glass, which tied up his superhero trilogy, M. Night returns to his horror roots like The Visit and The Happening. Hmmm, any psychotic killer trees out there? Inspired by the Swiss…

Review – Guardian Of Another Galaxy (“The Tomorrow War”)

Yesterday’s tomorrow is today’s next week. . . or something like that. In a plot that borrows from Edge of Tomorrow, The Terminator, and a few Outer Limits episodes thrown together, the MCU’s Chris Pratt fights deadly aliens 30 years in our future. Where’s Drax when you need him? First meant to be a Christmas…

Review – Silence Is Still Golden (“A Quiet Place II”)

The monster hit of 2018, A Quiet Place won over critics with its simple tale of a family trying to stay alive from rampaging alien creatures that hunt by sound. John Krasinski is back again, serving as screenwriter & director for a second time. Will lightning strike twice for him again? After a quick horrifying…

Review – Two Kids And A Soul-Ripper (“Psycho Goreman”)

Every now and then I like to partake of B-movie imports that are, shall we say, odd? Mixing elements of Wishmaster, Hellraiser, and The Monster Squad, you get this little comedy-horror Canadian gem that is about silly as you can get. Writer/director/producer/SPFX make-up artist Steven Kostanski loves his low budget movie making, having made some…

Review – Body-Switch With Body Count (“Freaky”)

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. OMG! Not another body-switch movie!? And yes, normally you’d be right, but this movie is brought to us by the good people that gave the world the hilariously twisted Happy Death Day movies, so how bad could it be, right? As all good slasher movies begin, we start with…