In 1985 a black bear in Georgia ate a 175lb bag of coke, died, and is currently stuffed and on display at The Kentucky for Kentucky Fun Mall in Lexington, KY. Hey, so why not embellish the hell out of this little side-story and create a horror/comedy film? Pffft! Sounds good to me! Although the…
Yes, you’ve seen killer doll movies before like the Puppet Master franchise, Dolls, Annabelle, Dolly Dearest, the Child’s Play franchise, and many more, but this one has a twist using A.I. as a jumping-off point. A doll that has A.I.? Well, that doesn’t sound so bad, does it? Hee hee hee. Gemma (Allison Williams, who…
Before you even ask, NO, this isn’t another one of those endless slasher movies about a psychotic guy dressed as Santa Claus. Rather, this is more about jolly ol’ St. Nick whipping out a sledgehammer and saving the day against some bad guys! It’s Christmas Eve and we find Santa Claus (David Harbour) drunk in…
Here we go again! No sooner than Disney’s remade their own 1940 classic animated feature film (with less than favorable results), horror-meister Guillermo del Toro (Hellboy, Pans Labyrinth) takes his crack at it, but this time as a stop-motion film. Well, I’ll give him props for making it unique! Although based on Carlo Collodi’s 1883…
Ever go to one of those fancy-schmancy restaurants in L.A. and order a really expensive meal, only to get a big plate with a tiny portion of food? They call it “an incredible gastronomic and epicurean experience”. Pffftt!! I’d rather go to Wendy’s. The story goes that screenwriter Will Tracy dined at the ultra-prestigious seafood…
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