Review – Burn, Baby, Burn! (“Firestarter”)

As much as I detest remakes, reboots, and reimaginings of classic films, this one intrigued me when I saw the trailer. The casting, the overall look, and the fact that Blumhouse Films was behind it gave me pause. Could this actually be good? Nawww! If you’re familiar with the 1984 “classic”, this film follows mainly…

Review – Fangs For The Memories, Doctor! (“Morbius”)

Aside from Blade, you probably never heard of this MCU vampire. Famously delayed for over two years because of you-know-what, it was pulled for more reshoots in 2020 & 2021, which is never a good sign. Can its attachment to Spider-man and Venom help at this point?  His name is Dr. Michael Morbius (Jared Leto),…

Review – Will You Just DIE Already? (“Halloween Kills”)

Seriously, can’t anything kill Michael Myers? If you follow the Halloween movie franchise (the twelfth film since 1978!), this hulking monster has been shot, stabbed, blown-up, set on fire, run over, electrocuted, and beaten to death, but he always manages to survive. What? Is he part of the MCU? Picking up from the same night…

Review – Ewe’ll Never See This Coming (“Lamb”)

With a very weird and twisted screenplay by first-time director/writer Valdimar Jóhannsson and poet, novelist, and Bjork songwriter, Sjon, this Icelandic import from A24 Films is moody, creepy, strange, and gives you a case of “what-if’s” with its unusual plot. Somewhere in the desolate outback of Iceland lies the lonely sheep farm of hard-working farmers,…