Review – Rocky With A Cape? (“Samaritan”)

Sly Stallone. He’s been a prizefighter, a Vietnam vet with PTSD, a hearing-impaired cop, a futuristic merciless judge, a ruthless assassin-for-hire, and even a dapper 40’s gangster, so it was about time he became a superhero, right? Right?! Like a 1980’s throw-back movie, Sly stars as Joe Smith, an ex-superhero called Samaritan living in hiding…

Review – Tickets! Tickets, Please! (“Bullet Train”)

Based on Kotaro Isaka’s novel, Maria Beetle, this movie takes the ultra-violence of Kill Bill or John Wick, the fighting style of Jason Bourne mixed with some Jackie Chan, and throws in a murder-mystery like Murder on the Orient Express along with LOL humor. Wow! Set onboard a super-fast Japanese bullet train, Brad Pitt plays…

Review – AARP’s Worst Nightmare (“Old”)

M. Night Shyamalan is back and this time he’s going to the beach, and believe me, it’s no picnic! After his last iffy movie, Glass, which tied up his superhero trilogy, M. Night returns to his horror roots like The Visit and The Happening. Hmmm, any psychotic killer trees out there? Inspired by the Swiss…