Review – Drax Destroys This (“My Spy”)

A smart kid giving some dim-witted adults advice? Hmmm… let’s see, where have I seen THAT movie plot before? Oh yeah! Everywhere!! From The Pacifier to Cop And A Half, this kind of film can either deliver a cinematic bomb or make a nice family outing. This film was supposed to come out in theaters…

Review – FOUL! (“Artemis Fowl”)

Based on two of the popular 2001 book series by Eoin Colfer,  this movie, adapted by the Disney machine, has fans of the books crying foul ever since the trailer dropped. Apparently the Harry Potter/Spy Kids/Men In Black spin isn’t sitting well with people who know the character and subject matter. Welcome to Hollywood! *…

Review – Movie Malpractice (“Dolittle”)

*Sigh* Do I have to say it again? Here’s ANOTHER remake because there are no new stories to tell in Hollywood anymore. But this isn’t a remake/reboot of those Dr. Dolittle films that starred Eddie Murphy, it’s a sorta-kinda remake of the original 1967 musical, but without the music, fun, or intelligence. * With a…

My Picks for the Best and Worst Pix of 2019

Welp, here it is 2020 and time for my annual list of the BEST/WORST films (as I saw it) for 2019. So, sit back, relax, and let’s wax nostalgic for a happier time, a weirder time, a time for movies that we loved and movies that we couldn’t stand. THE BEST OF 2019 Avengers: Endgame…

Review – When Jo Marchs In (“Little Women”)

Louise May Alcott must be VERY happy! Her 1868 novel has been turned into more than a dozen movies, including TV films, theatrical releases, and straight-to-video, plus BBC remakes, and numerous other screen re-tellings, including a musical stage version! More than ANY other book! Wow! That’s impressive! * Like I said, there have been numerous…