Review – Fangs For The Memories, Doctor! (“Morbius”)

Aside from Blade, you probably never heard of this MCU vampire. Famously delayed for over two years because of you-know-what, it was pulled for more reshoots in 2020 & 2021, which is never a good sign. Can its attachment to Spider-man and Venom help at this point?  His name is Dr. Michael Morbius (Jared Leto),…

Review – Deadpool Has A Mini-Me? (“The Adam Project”)

Originally called Our Name Is Adam and written by T. S. Nowlin (the Maze Runner films) in 2012, it was supposed to star Tom Cruise with Paramount Pictures producing. Instead, Netflix grabbed it in 2020, added three more writers, and here we are today.   Looks like Ryan Reynolds is really cleaning up these days!…

Review – The Cat, The Bat, and The Penguin (“The Batman”)

As much as there was controversy over Michael Keaton’s choice for Batman back in 1989, so was the announcement that Robert Pattinson of the Twilight franchise was going to don the famous cape & cowl. But were their trolls unfounded? Ah, there’s trouble in perpetually raining Gotham City (when isn’t there trouble in Gotham City,…

Review – Tyrion Lannister Sings? (“Cyrano”)

Based on Erica Schmidt’s 2018 stage musical (she wrote the screenplay and is married to Peter Dinklage), this movie is based on Edmond Rostand’s classic Cyrano deBergerac, the vain and highly-skilled swordsman whose large nose kept him from wooing the love of his life, Roxanne. In this adaptation, however, well. . . Dinklage, of Game…

Review – Tomb Raiding A National Treasure (“Uncharted”)

Indiana Jones, National Treasure, Sahara, Tomb Raider, King Solomon’s Mines, The Adventures of Tintin, and about a dozen other action/adventure movies are all ripped-off for this latest video game-to-film adaptation starring the MCU’s Tom Holland. I’m not a gamer, but I hear this Playstation game is extremely popular and generated quite the angry buzz over…