Review – A Rock Falls For Mary Poppins (“Jungle Cruise”)

A film based on a Disney park ride? There’s already Pirates of the Caribbean, The Haunted Mansion, Tomorrowland, and The Country Bears (Jamboree). Hell, I’m waiting for a Big Thunder Railroad, Matterhorn, and It’s A Small World movies since nothing is sacred anymore.   Combining elements of The African Queen, 1999’s The Mummy, and The Pirates…

Review – Pixar Makes A Splash With The Kids (“Luca”)

Steeped in the Italian culture and basking in their beautiful seaside countryside, Pixar rolls out another animated feature film winner that, surprisingly, is NOT in theaters (except Disney’s El Capitan in Hollywood). You can only see this affectionate and heart-warming coming-of-age film on Disney+. For both kids and adults, Pixar (with Disney as their backers)…

Review – The DeVil Wears Dalmation (“Cruella”)

What should have been called, The Dogs of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Cruella DeVil), Disney is now trying to cash in on all that sweet sweet Harley Quinn and Joker movie money by switching it up and giving us a gritty, hard-core villain origin story. Oh, yeah!! If you took The Devil…