Review – These Avengers Take An Eternity (“Eternals”)

What? Never heard of these guys? Not surprised. Based on Jack Kirby’s long-forgotten comic book series, these ten superheroes from the planet Olympia have hidden in the shadows for over 7,000 years, but they’ve got to come out and play sometime, right? Originally sent to Earth by the cosmic Celestials to get rid of some mindless…

Review – Not Creepy, Kooky, Or Spooky (“Addams Family 2”)

In yet another animated sequel that nobody wanted, here comes the CGI animated Addams Family again, but this time (like Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation), the family is going on vacation, because it was either that or time-travel, body-switching, or a long-lost relative. It’s all about Wednesday. Wednesday Addams (Chloë Grace Moretz), that is. This precocious,…

Review – A Sequel To Die For (“The Suicide Squad”)

This is a rarity: a reboot/sequel released just five years after its original, that not only bears practically the same title, but wants to you ignore how bad the original was. Who does that? Writer and director James Gunn of the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise, that’s who! If you saw the flawed 2016 Suicide…