Bring a box lunch ’cause in this 3 hour and 12 minute movie you’ll be sitting on your butt for a loooong time! Yes, writer/director James Cameron is back after 13 years to give us a sequel to his visually stunning epic. Strap in, everyone, here we go! Life is finally good for Jake Sully…
There have been tons of remakes, reboots, and reimaginings of Pinocchio this decade alone! And I’m counting Guillermo DelToro’s stop-motion version coming out in December. Too bad Italian author Carlo Collodi isn’t around to collect on the residuals! In yet another classic-Disney-animated-feature-turned-into-a-live-action-film from the House of Mouse (and there’s lots more to come, too!), we…
Way back in 2010, some writers got together with the intention of spoofing the legendary Blazing Saddles, but with a Black Samurai saving an Asian village. Even Mel Brooks was behind it. By 2014 things changed and by 2019, so did the original writers and producers. This is the result. In a movie that was…
Even though 2020’s Sonic the Hedgehog had mixed reviews and whipped up an internet firestorm for Sonic’s CGI looks (which got fixed), it still managed to make a whopping $185 mill at the box office. Can you say sequel? To recap, Sonic (voiced by Ben Schwartz), a blue, furry, lightning-fast teenage alien hedgehog got adopted…
In yet another animated sequel that nobody wanted, here comes the CGI animated Addams Family again, but this time (like Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation), the family is going on vacation, because it was either that or time-travel, body-switching, or a long-lost relative. It’s all about Wednesday. Wednesday Addams (Chloë Grace Moretz), that is. This precocious,…
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