Review – Shoot Me Now (“The Predator”)

I guess adding a “The” in front of the word Predator means that this sixth sequel is going to try and revitalize the sagging franchise that started off with a bang and then quickly fizzled out with its many weird incarnations (Predators,AVP: Alien vs Predator, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, et al). Well, let’s find out……

Review – Not Quite Going the Extra Mile (“Mile 22”)

Stop me if you’ve heard this: a cop (or reasonable facsimile) has to bring an important person to a certain location while a bunch of bad guys, who’ve been tipped-off, are after them. Hmmm… oh, yeah! The Gauntlet, Safe House, 16 Blocks, The Hitman’s Bodyguard, Transporter 3, etc.*Yawn* So much for originality, huh? * *…

Review – We’re Gonna Need a Better Script (“The Meg”)

No, this isn’t a movie about Meg Griffin from Family Guy, it’s about a shark. Oh, but not just any ol’ shark, no siree! THIS shark is the extinct Megalodon, a ginormous prehistoric shark that makes Jaws look like a goldfish. Maybe it’s an experiment that escaped from Jurassic World? Quick, someone call Chris Pratt!…