Review – Spider-man & StarLord Team Up (“Onward”)

Oh sure, you got your buddy-buddy road movies that are a dime-a-dozen, but how about one set in a mythical, magical world where unicorns are scavengers that, like raccoons, raid your trash cans, and there are centaur policemen? Leave it to the minds over at Pixar to come up with a crazy idea like that.…

Review – This Movie Pretty Much Goes… (“Downhill”)

The U.S. film market has had a longstanding tradition of taking foreign movies and translating them into English-speaking Hollywood remakes (The Upside, The Grudge, Cold Pursuit, Miss Bala) and the results have NOT been good! Why is it done? One word. Money! * Hitting most of the marks from its Swedish predecessor, we meet the…

Review – Who Needs a Joker? “Birds of Prey”

After doing Harley Quinn in 2016’s Suicide Squad and her voice-over work in video games, Margot Robbie is on a roll. She’s gonna reprise Harley again in the future with Gotham City Sirens, Suicide Squad 2, and more. Something tells me that she’s really enjoying playing this character! * Narrating this story and occasionally breaking…

Review – Needs More Cowbell (“The Rhythm Section”)

Personally, I’m getting a little tired of all the cookie-cutter, boring, female-driven revenge/action films that are being churned out these days (Peppermint, Proud Mary, Red Sparrow, etc.) Welp, here’s another cookie-cutter script you can add to that growing list. *sigh*. * Just like Le Femme Nikita, but with gender-bending American Assassin overtones, we get the…