Imagine this: a comedy/murder mystery (like Knives Out) but set in a 50’s posh British theater with some questionable detectives trying to figure out who the killer is. And if it looks suspiciously like a Wes Anderson film, that’s because it does. In London’s famous West End, they’re showing Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap, a play…
There have been tons of remakes, reboots, and reimaginings of Pinocchio this decade alone! And I’m counting Guillermo DelToro’s stop-motion version coming out in December. Too bad Italian author Carlo Collodi isn’t around to collect on the residuals! In yet another classic-Disney-animated-feature-turned-into-a-live-action-film from the House of Mouse (and there’s lots more to come, too!), we…
Sly Stallone. He’s been a prizefighter, a Vietnam vet with PTSD, a hearing-impaired cop, a futuristic merciless judge, a ruthless assassin-for-hire, and even a dapper 40’s gangster, so it was about time he became a superhero, right? Right?! Like a 1980’s throw-back movie, Sly stars as Joe Smith, an ex-superhero called Samaritan living in hiding…
Genies. What’s not to love? They grant you three wishes and walaa! You’re a millionaire or married to the love of your life or driving a dream car. But, as every movie or TV show has shown us, there’s a catch. There’s always a catch. There have been many movies about people meeting genies or…
After seeing this movie, you’ll think twice about going to one of those drive-through animal parks like Lion Country Safari in Florida or the San Diego Wildlife Park. Word of advice, if you see a 400lb lion walking towards your car, stay inside!! Rule number one with lions: do NOT piss them off!! Deep in…
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