Rant – Harry’s Traditional Annual Christmas Message

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As we gather with family and friends today, let’s not forget what this day is really about – the exchange of store-bought goods usually manufactured by child labor under unsafe conditions and imported from countries ruled by oppressive regimes, thereby contributing to our country’s massive trade imbalance, the continued decimation of the American manufacturing force, the elongation of our current economic crisis and, ultimately, the heat death of the universe.

Merry Christmas!

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